are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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