I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize