we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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