I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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