how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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