And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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