The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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