her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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