What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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