Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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