she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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