It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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