I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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