what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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