I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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