Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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