um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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