i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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