Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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