how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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