My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize