So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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