Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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