Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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