Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
