mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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