hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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