After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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