She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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