New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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