New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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