scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I didn't notice because vodka
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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