guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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