It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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