thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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