I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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