was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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