did you get engaged???
It's Friday. Sex?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
