is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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