I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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