Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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