I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Holy sore nipples Batman
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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