And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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