I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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