How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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