I'm so fucking centered right now
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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