Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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