it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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