If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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