I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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