why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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