We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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