PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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